{"id":19524,"date":"2015-08-20T19:32:32","date_gmt":"2015-08-20T17:32:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grete.duna.no\/blog\/?p=19524"},"modified":"2015-08-20T10:40:29","modified_gmt":"2015-08-20T08:40:29","slug":"nar-jeg-blir-gammel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grete.duna.no\/blog\/2015\/08\/20\/nar-jeg-blir-gammel\/","title":{"rendered":"N\u00e5r jeg blir gammel \u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u2026 skal jeg finne p\u00e5 ting. Mwahahahaha<\/strong>! \ud83d\ude00<\/div>\n
\"gamle-grete\"<\/a> Herved kommer en liten advarsel, barn:<\/div>\n
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\u2026
\nWhen I’m an old lady, I’ll live with each kid,
\nAnd bring so much happiness just as they did.
\nI want to pay back all the joy they’ve provided.
\nReturning each deed! Oh, they’ll be so excited!
\nWhen I’m an old lady and live with my kids.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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I’ll write on the walls with reds, whites and blues,
\nAnd I’ll bounce on the furniture wearing my shoes.
\nI’ll drink from the carton and then leave it out.
\nI’ll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they’ll shout!
\nWhen I’m an old lady and live with my kids.<\/p>\n

When they’re on the phone and just out of reach,
\nI’ll get into things like sugar and bleach.
\nOh, they’ll snap their fingers and then shake their head,
\nand when that is done, I’ll hide under the bed!
\nWhen I’m an old lady and live with my kids.<\/p>\n

When they cook dinner and call me to eat,
\nI’ll not eat my green beans or salad or meat,
\nI’ll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table,
\nAnd when they get angry I’ll run if I’m able!
\nWhen I’m an old lady and live with my kids.<\/p>\n

I’ll sit close to the TV, through channels I’ll click,
\nI’ll cross both eyes just to see if they stick.
\nI’ll take off my socks and throw one away,
\nAnd play in the mud ’til the end of the day!
\nWhen I’m an old lady and live with my kids.<\/p>\n

And later in bed, I’ll lay back and sigh,
\nI’ll thank God in prayer and then close my eyes.
\nMy kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping,
\nAnd say with a groan, “She’s so sweet when she’s sleeping!”<\/p>\n

– by Joanne Bailey Baxter<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u2026 skal jeg finne p\u00e5 ting. Mwahahahaha! \ud83d\ude00 Herved kommer en liten advarsel, barn: \u2026 When I’m an old lady, I’ll live with each kid, And bring so much happiness just as they did. I want to pay back all the joy they’ve provided. Returning each deed! Oh, they’ll be so excited! When I’m an … Continue reading “N\u00e5r jeg blir gammel \u2026”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,43],"tags":[42,12,21,22],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grete.duna.no\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19524"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grete.duna.no\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grete.duna.no\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grete.duna.no\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grete.duna.no\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19524"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/grete.duna.no\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19524\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19533,"href":"http:\/\/grete.duna.no\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19524\/revisions\/19533"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grete.duna.no\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grete.duna.no\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grete.duna.no\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}